tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8174369426584980276.post3735969708783632628..comments2023-06-25T10:12:39.564+01:00Comments on Dew of Hermon: Dew of Hermonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12823108222604309844noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8174369426584980276.post-74874070724507142182009-03-24T21:52:00.000+00:002009-03-24T21:52:00.000+00:00How about this oneA preacher is buying a parrot."A...How about this one<BR/>A preacher is buying a parrot.<BR/><BR/>"Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher.<BR/><BR/>"Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot," the storekeeper assures him.<BR/><BR/>"Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lord's prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm."<BR/><BR/>"Wonderful!" says the preacher, "but what happens if you pull both strings?"<BR/><BR/>"I fall off my perch, you stupid fool!" screeched the parrot.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8174369426584980276.post-86640434534170252292009-03-24T21:44:00.000+00:002009-03-24T21:44:00.000+00:00How aboutPsychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient...How about<BR/><BR/>Psychiatrist: What's your problem?<BR/>Patient: I think I'm a chicken.<BR/><BR/>Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?<BR/>Patient: Ever since I was an egg!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com