ELEMENTARY MY DEAR WATSON
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip.
After a good meal and a bottle of red, they lay down for the night and went to
sleep.
Some hours later Holmes woke up, nudged his faithful friend
and said, "Watson, I want you to look up at the sky and tell me what you
see." Watson said, "I see millions and millions of
stars." Sherlock said, "And what does that tell you?"
After a minute or so of pondering Watson said,
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is
in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter
past three in the morning. Theologically, I can see that God is all
powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Metereologically, I
suspect that we will have a beautiful day today. What does it tell
you?"
Holmes was silent for about 30 seconds and said,
"Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!"
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