CORRECTION
Deciding to take a day off from the stresses of high finance, a hot-shot
banker went back to visit some of his teachers at his old school.
Entering the school, he saw a dog attacking a small child. He quickly
jumped on the dog and strangled it.
The next day, the local paper reported the story with the headline "VALIANT STUDENT SAVES BOY FROM FEARSOME DOG"
The banker called the editor of the paper and strongly suggested that a correction be issued, pointing out that he was no longer a student, but a successful banking executive..
The following day, the paper issued a correction, with a headline that read, "POMPOUS BANKER KILLS SCHOOL MASCOT"
The next day, the local paper reported the story with the headline "VALIANT STUDENT SAVES BOY FROM FEARSOME DOG"
The banker called the editor of the paper and strongly suggested that a correction be issued, pointing out that he was no longer a student, but a successful banking executive..
The following day, the paper issued a correction, with a headline that read, "POMPOUS BANKER KILLS SCHOOL MASCOT"
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