RELATIVELY FUNNY !
Quotable funnies from the Maestro of Physics !
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
The wireless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very long cat. You pull the tail in New York, and it meows in Los Angeles. The wireless is the same, only without the cat.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S RELATIVITY.
If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut
I have received excessive admiration and respect from my fellow-men through no fault of my own.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.