THE MATERIAL BLUR

 

A CHRISTMAS 'OUR FATHER'

 

Our Father,

which art in Dixons,

hallowed be thy games;

thy new releases come,

thy videoing be done,

in Nicam as it is in mono;

give us this day our daily emails,

and forgive us for not spending enough,

as we forgive those who spend too little on us;

lead us not into Oxfam,

but deliver us from charitable giving;

for thine is the DVD,

the widescreen and the Game Boy,

for ever and ever,

Amen.

Rachel Mann