STREETWISEA man walks out of a bar and sees a man begging on the corner. The beggar says, "Mister, can you spare a euro?"
The man thinks a minute. Then he asks the beggar, "If I give you money, are you going to use it to buy drink?"
"No," says the beggar
The man then asks, "If I give you money, are you going to use it for gambling?"
. Again the beggar says, "No."
So the man says to the beggar, "Do you mind coming home with me so I can show my wife what happens to someone who doesn't drink or gamble?"
The man thinks a minute. Then he asks the beggar, "If I give you money, are you going to use it to buy drink?"
"No," says the beggar
The man then asks, "If I give you money, are you going to use it for gambling?"
. Again the beggar says, "No."
So the man says to the beggar, "Do you mind coming home with me so I can show my wife what happens to someone who doesn't drink or gamble?"
1 comment:
Very Funny!
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