* Your visa card and your belt both hit their limit.
* She's been wearing an engagement ring for three weeks, but you don't recall proposing to her.
* She just started a night class that meets seven evenings a week.
* She says she has to tell you something... on Jerry Springer.
* Whenever she introduces you it's always "I would like you to meet an old friend of mine..."
* She leaves a message on your phone and identifies herself by both her first and last names.
* The dartboard behind your photo on her wall.
* Her girlfriends look at you, tilt their heads, and say, "You haven't got a clue, do you