Friday 9 October 2009

COOLING OFF

YOUR RELATIONSHIP MAY
BE IN TROUBLE WHEN...
.
* Your visa card and your belt both hit their limit.
* She's been wearing an engagement ring for three weeks, but you don't recall proposing to her.
* She just started a night class that meets seven evenings a week.
* She says she has to tell you something... on Jerry Springer.
* Whenever she introduces you it's always "I would like you to meet an old friend of mine..."
* She leaves a message on your phone and identifies herself by both her first and last names.
* The dartboard behind your photo on her wall.
* Her girlfriends look at you, tilt their heads, and say, "You haven't got a clue, do you

3 comments:

Mike said...

Why do these words seem somehow true?

Brian Mc said...

Yep, if these are true your in trouble alright. But then there's always pleanty more fish in the sea.

Tony said...

Take heart! She will one day remember you with fondness.