FUN EINSTEIN

Albert Einstein with

tongue-not-in-cheek !

RELATIVELY FUNNY !

Quotable funnies from the Maestro of Physics !

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.

Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

The wireless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very long cat. You pull the tail in New York, and it meows in Los Angeles. The wireless is the same, only without the cat.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S RELATIVITY.

If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut

I have received excessive admiration and respect from my fellow-men through no fault of my own.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.