If you've ever been in receipt of any written communication from a government department you will be familiar with 'official-speak',a version of the English language that is designed to bamboozle and bewilder the reader. Just imagine if these same 'officials' got their hands on our favourite Christmas carols,they would probably come up with something like the list below. See how many carol titles you can decipher from this gobbledygook collection! I'll put the answers up in a day or two...so have fun! -GOSh.-

OH CAROL!

1. Move Hither The Entire Assembly Of Those Who Are Loyal In Their Belief

2. Embellish Interior Passageways

3. Vertically Challenged Adolescent Percussionist

4. First Person Singular Experiencing An Hallucinatory Phenomenon Of A Natal Celebration Devoid Of Color

5. Soundless Nocturnal Period

6. Majestic Triplet Referred To In The First Person Plural

7. The Yuletide Occurrence Preceding All Others

8. Precious Metal Musical Devices

9. Omnipotent Supreme Being Elicit Respite To Ecstatic Distinguished
Males

10. Caribou With Vermillion Olfactory Appendage

11. Allow Crystalline Formations To Descend

12. Jovial Yuletide Desired For The Second Person Singular Or Plural By The First Person Plural

13. Commence Auditory Reception The Announcing Cherubs Vocalize

14. Bipedal Traveling Through An Amazing Acreage During The Period Between December 21st And March 21st In The Northern Hemisphere

15. Its Arrival Occurred At Twelve O'Clock During A Clement Nocturnal Period

16. Exclamatory Remark Concerning A Diminutive Municipality In Judea Southwest Of Jerusalem