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FINAL RETURNS !
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A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said,
"Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die
you will have my remains cremated."
"And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"
The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope
"And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"
The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope
and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service
and write on the envelope,
'Now you have everything.'"
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