Tuesday, 24 March 2009

A farmer has problems with his chickens: all of the sudden
they are all getting very sick.
After trying all conventional means, he calls a physicist to see if he can figure out what is wrong.
The physicist trys.
He stands there and looks at the chickens for a long time without touching them. Then all of the sudden he starts scribbling away in a notebook.
Finally, after several gruesome calculations, he exclaims,
"I've got it! But it only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum."


Ralph said...

How about

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.

Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

Antoin said...

How about this one
A preacher is buying a parrot.

"Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher.

"Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot," the storekeeper assures him.

"Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lord's prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm."

"Wonderful!" says the preacher, "but what happens if you pull both strings?"

"I fall off my perch, you stupid fool!" screeched the parrot.