Friday, 17 October 2008


During break time at Obedience Training school, two dogs were talking.
One said to the other. "The thing I hate about obedience school is you learn ALL this stuff you will never use in the real world."

A psychologist asks a collegue: "What time is it?"
The other one answers: "Sorry, don't know, I have no watch."
The first one: "Never mind! The main thing is that we talked about it."

Why did the guru refuse Novocain when he went to his dentist?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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